Curse

elektra_lucia · Jun 04, 2007, 11:55 AM // 11:55

Einstein:

"Two things are infinite, humans stupidity and the universe. I'm not so sure on the latter"

N E D M · Jun 04, 2007, 12:21 PM // 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vizzini

You've beaten my giant, therefore you must be very strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet, counting on your strength to save you: But, you also bested my spainiard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you would have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. . .

EDIT: broken tag

axe raider x · Jun 04, 2007, 08:05 PM // 20:05

"I'm the best there is, plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and i just piss excellence"

Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) from Talladega Nights

Mesmer in Need · Jun 05, 2007, 04:19 AM // 04:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lowlife

Je pense, donc je suis

For thoes of you who dont speak french, it means "I think, therefore I am." Basicaly, because you are consious of yourself, you exist.

Toilet Oni · Jun 05, 2007, 01:23 PM // 13:23

"Screw you guys, i'm going home"

Lowlife · Jun 05, 2007, 01:45 PM // 13:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need

For thoes of you who dont speak french, it means "I think, therefore I am." Basicaly, because you are consious of yourself, you exist.

I quoted that

I was just filling up some gaps

Sir Skullcrasher · Jun 05, 2007, 05:45 PM // 17:45

"Do you fear death" Davy Jones!

Brewmaster · Jun 07, 2007, 04:24 AM // 04:24

Son: My teacher says that every time a bell rings, an angel gets it wings.
Father: Your teacher's full of crap, son.

Turbo Wombat · Jun 07, 2007, 07:45 AM // 07:45

So many good quotes out there...

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx

"Can it, dirtbag. We're not having a moment." - Sarge

"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life..." - Pvt. Church

(while reviewing a movie) "Don't watch it alone, on valium, with a gun. It will be the last thing you see." - Movie critic on RantRadio

"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." - Westley in The Princess Bride

"On a scale from one to ten, I am soooooo drunk!" - Div

"I'd rather be judged by the guy with the blue mohawk than the guy with the toupee" - Sean Kennedy TFM

General Jack D. Ripper: I shouldn't tell you this, Mandrake, but you're a good officer and you have aright to know... It looks like we're in a shooting war.

Mandrake: Oh hell. Are the Russians involved, sir?
(Dr. Strangelove)

Probably more, but I can't think of them right now.

Evenstar · Jun 07, 2007, 07:02 PM // 19:02

"Nobody move, I dropped my brain"- captain Jack Sparrow
So funny!

The Real Roy Keane · Jun 08, 2007, 02:05 AM // 02:05

'I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.'

Queenie · Jun 08, 2007, 04:17 AM // 04:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evenstar

"Nobody move, I dropped my brain"- captain Jack Sparrow
So funny!

That was funny! XD

Shinobi Ninjitsu · Jun 08, 2007, 04:21 AM // 04:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet Oni

"Screw you guys, i'm going home"

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Soul of the Scythe · Jun 20, 2007, 03:35 PM // 15:35

"It's that I'm lazy, I just don't care." - Office Space

"Behind ever successful Man, is a Woman rolling her eyes."

"Why is the rum gone?"

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off."

OI-812 · Jun 20, 2007, 04:05 PM // 16:05

"Cry me a river, child of angst!"

You'd BETTER know who that one came from.

vergerefosh · Jun 20, 2007, 04:09 PM // 16:09

God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Caoimhe · Jun 21, 2007, 02:08 AM // 02:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by OI-812

"Cry me a river, child of angst!"

^^^
GW-speak for "Go cry, emo kid."

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

"Gun control" is hitting your target.

If you ain't complainin', you ain't happy.

OI-812 · Jun 21, 2007, 02:18 AM // 02:18

Another couple of gems from Olias:

"They say killing is wrong. Perhaps they just aren't doing it correctly."

"Some people just don't get the point... until you pierce their heart with it."

Olias has some of the best dialogue in any game, EVER. Almost up there with HK-47, and Harold from Fallout... well, not quite.

Halmyr · Jun 21, 2007, 04:07 AM // 04:07

"This is not the end, its is not even the begening of the end, but it might be the end of the begening"

Winston Churhill After El Elaine.

Only one I can think of right now

Dunno why I like, just do ^-^

PsychedelicTerrorist · Jun 22, 2007, 05:36 PM // 17:36

don't know who said this one, but i like it a lot-

"my job is the comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable."